You know how some days it seems like your brain just isn't quite there? Like the lights are on but nobody's home... Well, y'all, today was my day.
Exhibit 1- I couldn't find the phone. My dad called, and I found it...on the base. It was charging. Like a good phone.
Exhibit 2- I went to pick the boys up from school and nobody was in line for pickup. I started to panic because I thought they may have been released a half hour earlier (today was early release). I park at the front of the school, run in, peek into the office, and don't see my kids! I saw Ms. Murdock, and asked her if we had early release today. She told me we didn't- despite the fact that they have had early release on this day for the past 20 years. Strike 2!! So they don't have early release... So I head to G-ville to meet up with a friend for a little get together at Mickey D's, and....
Exhibit 3- after talking for a while, she looks at me kind of funny, and tells me my shirt is on backwards. What. The. Heck?! Did I mention it was a pocketed shirt? You know, the kind with the one pocket that goes in THE FRONT!! BTW...No comments about my overly dressy wardrobe... ;o)
So yeah, today I have successfully lost my phone, lost track of my children's schedule, and appeared at my former place of employment (among several other public places) with my shirt on backwards. Wow. I totally rock!
Can anyone top these?! Come on...make me feel better. Please....
Really, I'm begging! Even if you don't know me or if you just happened upon my blog, PLEASE share something...
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The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. -Erma Bombeck
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3 comments:
So, why weren't the kids there??? Where were they? I'm confused! lol I have had those days! Oh, trust me...I've had those days.
yeah, one time at burger king i took jakob to go to the bathroom. there was only one stall & it was occupied, so waiting patiently i looked around & noticed a small urinal, & thought "how thoughtful. they put a little urinal in here for moms who have to bring their boys." and then my eyes drifted to the feet who were occupying the potty & thought, "whoa. that women has huge feet and seriously manly boots." and then it hit me. i was in the men's bathroom. we jetted out of there before i could be found out. but i stood there forever! i could go on and on. you are not alone.
Mom- They were at the school, they were just still in class- having their parties. They didn't have early release after all ;o)
Molly- That is too funny! One time I was at the G-ville park with the kiddos, and I was waiting in the WOMEN's bathroom for the boys to potty, when this man walks in with his son and procedes to pee the longest pee pee on record. The Guinness people came and everything to verify! As he walked out, he saw me and shook his head and said, "I'm in the women's aren't I?" "Yes sir!" I replied. He swore to himself and left real quick! ;o)
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